Sunday, December 12, 2010

Jokes Jokes Jokes!!!!!!!

Jokes Jokes Jokes!!!!!!!

1) Long back, a person who sacrificed his sleep, forgot his family, forgot his food, Forgot laughter were called "Saints", But now they are called.. "IT professionals"

2) An interesting line written at the back of a Biker's T Shirt : "If you are able to see this, please tell me that my girlfriend has fallen off"

3) Most Relationships fail not because of the absence of love..
Love is always present.. Its just that, One loves too much, And the other loves too many.

4) Employee: Boss, Now I have got married..! Please increase my salary!
BOSS: Factory is not responsible for accidents occurring outside the company!

5) Philosophy of life
At the beginning of married life, every gal treats her husband as GOD,
Later on somehow the alphabets got reversed..!

6) What is a Fear?
Fear is the Deep, Wrenching feeling in your stomach
When pages of your book still smell new and Just few hours left for your exams..!

7) Useful
Someone has rightly said, "A fool can ask More questions that a wise man cannot answer"
No Wonder why so many of us speechless when lecturers ask question..!

8) Girl: Do you have Cards with sentimental Love quotes?
Shopkeeper: Oh sure..@! How about this card, it says "To the only boy I ever loved.!"
Girl: That's good, Give me 12 of them..!

9) After reading the form filled by an applicant.. The employer said: " WE do have an... opening for you..! "
Applicant: What is it?
Interviewer: Its called the "door..!"

10) A Banner cum Sign Board In front of an IT company..
Drive Slowly, Don't kill our Employee..... Leave them to us.

The value of life

The value of life increases
only after it is lost…
for example
Live chicken Rs.90/-
Tandoori Chicken Rs.250/-

GOOD OLD DAYS

GOOD OLD DAYS

When I was a child,
my mother would send me down
to the corner store with a 10 Rs
and I’d come back with
five kg potatoes,
two loaves of bread,
three packs of milk,
a pack of cheese,
a packet of tea,
and half a dozen eggs.
You can’t do that now.
Too many damn security cameras!!”:-D

3 interesting facts about Windows

3 interesting facts about Windows

1. You can’t create a folder named  “con”

2. Write following text into notepad:
“bush hid the facts”
save file & re-open & see magic

3. Open Microsoft Word & type:
=rand(200, 99)
& press enter & see magic